"flightless boards" ...? Hm.

This reminds me of an english guy on an old Rudi Carell show. He had an emu glove puppet. Is was a very interesting performance, the emu bit Rudi his butt! :)

Well, it would be nice to hear about experiences with these birds from HITEX (do they also sell squirrels...?) but to hear something about HITEX emulators would be not bad too... *g*