"Extra PS: So, what's my score?"

Well, let's see then:

1. Obviously didn't search anywhwere (-50 points)
A full -50 here, I think - Intel has a whole developer site dedicated to this!

2. Question asked before (-50 points)
Another full -50:
http://www.8052.com/forum/read.phtml?id=29921
And a bonus of -50 as it was flamed before!

3. Unrelated to 8051/52 (-100 points)
Right on: -100!

4. Didn't read data sheets/manual (-20 points)
Well, maybe just -18 as he does at least have the data sheets!

5. Dumb question (-5 points)
-5: anyone who actually admits to being too lazy to do it themselves must be a few requirements short of a specification

6. Rude answers to questions from the person asking the question (-50 points)
-50: threatened, if not (yet) actual

7. Intelligent answer to questions (+50 points)
Zero


And another one: Not using a descriptive subject line: -50

Grand Total: -323 - only 2 points short of max!