Sure not so much energy as you put in your funny reply to make it VERY funny.
Funny but useless to me.
I asked here because it's a message board of 8051 users and so i hope that someone has got that kind of stuff.
Stuff that I've already coded by myself first in assembly and after in c, but since i'm not sure that i've done a "state of the art" work, i'd like to have a look at other routines to see how the thing has been implemented.
I've already googled too.
The links you posted, except one, don't have c examples, you know? But that was funny uh?
Well, now i've again used google and found a nice thing for you, in reply to your funny spoon.
So, take some time for you and have a nice time with this:
http://www.schenkerdesign.com/indoors/enema.jpg