If jez wants his girl-baiting flashy gizmo based on an 8051, technically its not off-topic... :-))

Relax, man... crack a few jokes of your own before the thread gets shut down ! Some humor always brightens up the day! ;-) Refer to similar threads in the recent past to understand the webmaster's stand on humour off-topic off-beat posts.

BTW, jez, you should know I'll mortgage an arm and a leg to pay for a working prototype...

kundi