There is a Funny song written by two guys called "Flanders and Swann"

It starts
"Some people like a motorbike
Some say a tram for me
Or for Bonnie Army Lorry
They'd lay them doon and dee
Such means of locomotion seem rather dull to us
The driver and conductor of a London Omnibus"

I got the lorry, She won't let me get the bus yet.....

Steve