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07/11/05 09:26
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 +1 Good Answer/Helpful		 #96990 - An old programmer's law
Responding to: ???'s previous message
I'd like to remind the Forum of a very old law, which is probably as old as the programming virtue itself:

A computer (processor) will never do that what you want it to do, but only what you told it to do !

That's the final and definite cause of all the troubles/misunderstandings in teaching a machine what to do !

Regards, Slobodan

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disciplined clear process for debugging            01/01/70 00:00      
   Use a scope!            01/01/70 00:00      
   Design for debug            01/01/70 00:00      
      comments            01/01/70 00:00      
         Comments on comments            01/01/70 00:00      
            In the eyes of the beholder            01/01/70 00:00      
               budget            01/01/70 00:00      
                  budget            01/01/70 00:00      
                     that is when it will be needed            01/01/70 00:00      
                        unless...            01/01/70 00:00      
                           you do not get the point            01/01/70 00:00      
                              shoud I?            01/01/70 00:00      
                              Yes.            01/01/70 00:00      
                                 inconsequent            01/01/70 00:00      
                                    no, no, no...            01/01/70 00:00      
                                       then why            01/01/70 00:00      
                                          ...which means...            01/01/70 00:00      
                                             which you must verify which is more work            01/01/70 00:00      
                                                Coding style...            01/01/70 00:00      
                                                   that's impossible            01/01/70 00:00      
               9 out of 10 cats prefer it            01/01/70 00:00      
                  corrections            01/01/70 00:00      
                     Experience, not correction.            01/01/70 00:00      
                        I'm curious            01/01/70 00:00      
                           no ICE            01/01/70 00:00      
         I like Serial Debugging            01/01/70 00:00      
         re:ice            01/01/70 00:00      
            Don't put the bugs in!            01/01/70 00:00      
               your brain is your best debugger            01/01/70 00:00      
                  not always so            01/01/70 00:00      
                     blindness            01/01/70 00:00      
                        Tell it to the gatepost            01/01/70 00:00      
                           are you calling            01/01/70 00:00      
                           Simpler help.            01/01/70 00:00      
                              clerical errors            01/01/70 00:00      
                                 Re:            01/01/70 00:00      
                                    when quoting, be complete            01/01/70 00:00      
                        re:blindness            01/01/70 00:00      
                           testing            01/01/70 00:00      
                              debugging is NOT testing            01/01/70 00:00      
                                 not according to NASA            01/01/70 00:00      
                                    What?            01/01/70 00:00      
                                       unnecessary code            01/01/70 00:00      
                                       read all about it            01/01/70 00:00      
                                          that's the difference ...            01/01/70 00:00      
                                             I agree with NASA, you do not            01/01/70 00:00      
                                 terminology            01/01/70 00:00      
                                    definintions?            01/01/70 00:00      
                           when designing devices that can harm lif            01/01/70 00:00      
                              re:don't do harm            01/01/70 00:00      
                                 another article of interest            01/01/70 00:00      
                  WYWIWYS            01/01/70 00:00      
                     An old programmer's law            01/01/70 00:00      
                        An Old Programmer's response            01/01/70 00:00      
                           perfect communication            01/01/70 00:00      
   hmmmm            01/01/70 00:00      
      Learning.            01/01/70 00:00      
      Sorry Mr. Professional            01/01/70 00:00      
         don't read if they are boring            01/01/70 00:00      
            Allright            01/01/70 00:00      
               as I said            01/01/70 00:00      
   Thanks Payam!            01/01/70 00:00      
      Don't let Erik see that!            01/01/70 00:00      
         Bad engineering            01/01/70 00:00      
            I don't think it is bad engineering!            01/01/70 00:00      
               Calm down - it's only a joke!            01/01/70 00:00      
                  Yes and no            01/01/70 00:00      
                     Testing            01/01/70 00:00      
                        succesful testing does not prove the abs            01/01/70 00:00      
                           The proof is in the pudding            01/01/70 00:00      
                              you can't            01/01/70 00:00      
                              Proving            01/01/70 00:00      
                           successful testing!            01/01/70 00:00      
                           Bad testing            01/01/70 00:00      
                              bad, maybe, but possibly complete            01/01/70 00:00      
                                 Perfect vs Good Enough.            01/01/70 00:00      
                                    the slippery slope            01/01/70 00:00      
                                       90% agreement.            01/01/70 00:00      
                                          then why do you discuss releasing progra            01/01/70 00:00      
                                             I don't "release".            01/01/70 00:00      
                                                Is repeating part of the question an ans            01/01/70 00:00      
                                                   Yes.            01/01/70 00:00      
                                                      not authority but knowledge            01/01/70 00:00      
                                                         Where...?            01/01/70 00:00      
                                                            do you really think that anyone consider            01/01/70 00:00      
                                                               The $3.000.000 machine            01/01/70 00:00      
            Yes, but...            01/01/70 00:00      
   I have one more ...            01/01/70 00:00      
      CVS or SVN            01/01/70 00:00      
         ....            01/01/70 00:00      
   re:ISR            01/01/70 00:00      
      defeating a purpose            01/01/70 00:00      
         re:ISR            01/01/70 00:00      
   Wikipedia:: debugging (etc.)            01/01/70 00:00      
   Another one for your list            01/01/70 00:00      
   PC-LINT            01/01/70 00:00      
      anyone not using it?            01/01/70 00:00      
         re:anyone not using it            01/01/70 00:00      
            PC lint cost about $200            01/01/70 00:00      
               PC Lint            01/01/70 00:00      
            PC lint cost about $200            01/01/70 00:00      
               Not Always            01/01/70 00:00      
                  amen to that            01/01/70 00:00      
   All nice and pretty...            01/01/70 00:00      
      Noise problems?            01/01/70 00:00      

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